O que queremos dos homens

-An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship."
-Don’t get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you, he’ll do the asking.
-If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
-Just because you like to lead doesn’t mean he wants to dance. Some traditions are born of nature and last through time for a reason.
-"Hey, let’s meet at so-and-so’s party/any bar/friend’s house" is not a date. Even if you live in New York.
-Men don’t forget how much they like you. So put down the phone.
-You are good enough to be asked out.
-If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.
-If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.
-Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do.
-If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a reccurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.
-"Busy" is another word for "asshole." "Asshole" is another word for the guy you’re dating.
-You deserve a fucking phone call.
-Guys tell you how they feel even if you refuse to listen or believe them. "I don’t want to be in a serious relationship" truly means "I don’t want to be in a serious relationship with you" or "I’m not sure that you’re the one." (Sorry.)
-Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
-If you don’t know where the relationship is going, it’s okay to pull over and ask.
-Murky? Not good.
-There’s a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he’s your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
-People tell you who they are all the time. When a man says he can’t be monogamous, you should believe him.
-Companionship is wonderful, but companionship with sex is even better. Call a spade a spade or, more fittingly, a friend a friend, and go find yourself a friend that can’t keep his hands off you.
-Your lost self-esteem may take longer to find than a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly.
-If you’re tempted to spend countless nights just cuddling with someone, buy a puppy.
-There’s someone out there that does want to have sex with you, hot stuff.
-There is no excuse for cheating. Let me say it again. There is no excuse for cheating. Now you say it. There is no excuse for cheating.
-Your only responsibility in someone else's lapse in judgment is to yourself.
-Cheating is cheating. It doesn't matter whom it was with or how many times it happened.
-Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.
-Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
-A cheater only cheats himself, because he doesn't get to be with you.
-It doesn't count unless he says it when he's sober. An "I Love You" (or any semblance thereof) while under the influence of anything stronger than grape juice won't hold up in court or in life.
-Drinking and drug use are not a path to one's innermost feelings. Otherwise people wouldn't smash empty beer cans against their skulls or stick their fingers in fire to see if they can feel anything.
-If he only wants to see you, talk to you, have sex with you, etc., when he's inebriated, it ain't love—it's sport.
-Bad boys are actually bad.
-You deserve to be with someone who doesn't have to get loaded to be around you.


He's not that into you